I have long considered it one of God's greatest mercies that the future is hidden from us. If it were not, life would surely be unbearable.

The death camps seem easier to comprehend if we put them all into the basket of one vast generalization, which the term "death camps" implies, but in the process we mythologize or trivialize them.

The only difference between holding one god as exclusive or supreme and believing in many gods specialized in function is the number.

Now they seemed to be in a contest over who could irritate her more, and she sometimes had to remind herself that teenagers had souls

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net.

There is a technical solution to every political problem...

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'

Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God.

I shall remain a wanderer until mankind has learned the way of peace.

Everything of this life as a mortal is fiction. It seems real, but...

I'm always glad that other people are way smarter about my poems than I am.