I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

That [photographs] disturb readers is exactly as it should be: that's why photojournalism is often more powerful than written journalism.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

One gets wise by meeting people and meeting people through their literature.

Who can ever know what path to walk on when all of them are either crooked or broken? One just has to walk.

All letters of love are Ridiculous. They wouldn’t be love letters if they were not Ridiculous.

I'll only tell you what matters. And, the truth is, everything matters.

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.

You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.

I sometimes wish I were African American because people don't bash them afterward. It's the hardest to be a woman.

The best way to deal with procrastination is to postpone it.

I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.

Cowardice is not synonymous with prudence. It often happens that the better part of discretion is valor.