I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach.

Ah, he has too many ideas, that man da Vinci. His mind works faster than his hands.

The open ocean often takes you past your physical limits and when it does, sailing becomes a mental game.

If I ever get married myself, it’ll be in jeans.

If we don't have workers organized into labor unions, we're in great peril of losing our democracy.

When two men quarrel, who owns the cooler head is the more to blame.

Repentance is a one-faced Janus, ever looking to the past.

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave.

I never think of myself as an artist. I think of myself as making a point.

I'll never get a part in a huge action blockbuster.