I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

sometimes the most logical thought that come out from our head is far from "logic" in reality.

I cannot tell a lie. I cut down the cherry tree.

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

I can tell you all kinds of moral tales, but fashion and reality are vaguely different.

For all those who believe, expect a miracle.

If you are confident you have done everything possible to prepare yourself, then there is nothing to fear.

Credulity is belief in slight evidence, with no evidence, or against evidence.

Let life be beautiful like summer flowers and death be like autumn leaves. Rabindranath Tagore What a simple thing death is, just as simple as the falling of an autumn leaf.

The true artist and the sane collector never will tolerate insincerity and impudence.