I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

The woman is the most perfect doll that i have dressed with delight and admiration.

Anything that had happened once on Earth should be expected millions of times elsewhere in the Universe

Your right to swing your arms ends just where the other man’s nose begins.

Love The Way Love, Loves You

Melancholy in a capitalist, like the appearance of a comet, presages some misfortune to the world.

Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.

Once you are diagnosed with cancer, time changes. It both speeds up insanely and stops altogether.

The only reality is in the moment. What you are doing counts.

The attention toward me is basically because of what we've built as a company. If we built a pile of crap then nobody would care what I ate for lunch.

We keep a journal to entrap that collection of selves that forms us, the individual human being.