I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing.

Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.

Women are incredible in groups together. Terrifying. Men have nothing on them.

This quality becomes important at a time when almost everyone is a poet. And as I said, we live in an age where almost everybody is a poet, but scarcely anyone can write a poem.

I don't have the Tom Hanks fans. When you make the kind of movies I make, you get weird letters from people.

Why are you afraid of death? Where you are, death is not. Where death is, you are not. What is it that you fear.

Genius is childhood recaptured.

Don't discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose; if you belittle yourself, you are believed; if you praise yourself, you are disbelieved.

I try to leave my work at the door when I leave the set. It's almost like summer camp. You go in hard, then you leave, and it's done.

It's easier to list Hollywood and TV people who don't have a radio show now, take less time to do that than to list those who do.

I'm used on every level. I have no friends. I have no resting place. I never sleep. I can never close my eyes. It's horrible.

The thing that overwhelms me when I go out now is the sprawlation of America.