I have more folds than an origami convention.

I don't believe there is any finer mission on earth than just to make people laugh.

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

How the story will end, no one knows? We can only envisage.

What good is there in being blind, you ask? Well, maybe it's to see the beauty on the inside without being vainly distracted, or superficially blinded, by the ugly on the outside.

We begin to resemble what we focus on. If we devote our lives to our jobs, then we mentally take the office to our daughter’s lacrosse game.

Finding out how the rest of the world lives is a normal part of rumschpringe. I didn't think it was up to my father-or my bishop-to squash that kind of curiosity.

Perhaps we've never been visited by aliens because they have looked upon Earth and decided there's no sign of intelligent life.

Our account does not rob the mathematicians of their science... In point of fact they do not need the infinite and do not use it.

Nowadays, for the sake of the advantage which is to be gained from the public revenues and from office, men want to be always in office.

There's an old Sysan saying that the soup of life is salty enough without adding tears to it.

For life makes no mistakes and always gives man that which man first gives himself.

My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.