I have more fun now doing a game on a Saturday or Sunday than I've ever had. I love the fact that every year, it's gotten more and more fun.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

Love that hurts is better than hate that tickles.

What happens to you when you get older? Do you just forget everything from before you turned eighteen? Do you make yourself forget?

I have a very sedate life. How often do you see me at a bar in Boulder, Peter? You tell me. I like Boulder. We just don't live that way.

The airman must possess absolutely untroubled nerves.

Things are always more complicated than most people believe.

I write all my sermons.

The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

I won't play with you anymore. You have insulted my friend -when an opponent cursed himself for a blunder

Only the gamefish swims upstream, But the sensible fish swims down.

You are the single biggest influence in your life.