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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.


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Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.



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I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.



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We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?



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