I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

A sitcom is the closest thing for me to doing stage because you work in front of an audience, and if it's well written it can be very satisfying.

If you are expecting something in return for your love, you are not loving truly.

May I be awoken by the thunder of Zeus & touched by his lighting. It only need strike once. Once is enough to ignite the soul with purpose.

If you are not an asset for humanity then you are a liability for humanity.

I am an author that likes to write in many different styles so to use the platform of expression to the absolute best of the ability that I have been given.

The terminal path may, to distinguish it from internuncial common paths, be called the final common path. The motor nerve to a muscle is a collection of such final common paths.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

Where there is young people and vitality, you're going to find punk rock.

The gates of heaven are so easily found when we are little, and they are always standing open to let children wander in.

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

Everyone has a 'risk muscle.' You keep it in shape by trying new things. If you don't, it atrophies. Make a point of using it at least once a day.