I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Changes ain't totally pleasant but they're excellent things... Two years is about long enough for things to stay exactly the same. If they stayed put any longer they might grow mossy.

I don’t wish to be successful but I definitely wish to be successful in helping someone, sometime for something good.

You can trust your gut instinct. Always.

Evil requires no reason.

If the show is great, it doesn’t matter who wrote it. It doesn’t matter who takes charge when you’re filming it. It just matters if it works or not.

Recipe? Recipe? We don' need no stinkin' recipe.

Give me a man who is man enough to give himself just to the woman who is worth him. If that woman were me,I would love him alone and forever

My grandmother and both my parents worked in Bollywood.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

If you’ve given a dollar, you are part of the Marathon of Hope .