I have never been able to wear a hat. My hair is peculiar in that it grows so fast that any hat I put on instantly leaps from my head.

It is a city of villages, closely connected, each village dedicated to a different way of life.

There are people whom one loves immediately and forever. Even to know they are alive in the world with one is quite enough.

Everything begins in Paris.

Only a fool would make the bed every day.

The world of books: romantic, idle, shiftless world so beautiful, so cheap compared with living.

In love' is for the romantic. 'Love' for the realist.

Whenever I have tried to do anything For Money it has always led me astray.

I only really love a book when I have read it at least four times.

And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you’ve pulled. It don’t matter if you got seven doubles in your damn hand.

When the common soldiers are too strong and their officers too weak, the result is INSUBORDINATION.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

I never lose an opportunity of urging a practical beginning, however small...

If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Physicists can only talk to other physicists and economists to economists... sociologists often cannot even understand each other.

The United States has experienced high rates of inflation in the past and appears to be running the same type of fiscal policies that engendered hyperinflations in 20 countries over the past century.

What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!