I have never been drunk but I've often been overserved.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

Be transparent like glass, be flexible like water, and be attractive like a magnet.

Know the true definition of yourself. That is essential.Then, when you know your own definition, flee from it.

The argument that someone is a bad man is an inadequate argument for war and certainly an inadequate and unacceptable argument for regime change.

The law has no compassion. And justice is administered without compassion.

Flying is more than a sport and more than a job; flying is pure passion and desire, which fill a lifetime.

You're here to be LIGHT... Shine! Be generous with your lives.

Your dad didn't die, so I won't be able to explain it to you.

There's a gullible side to the American people. They can be easily misled. Religion is the best device used to mislead them.

Time is a figure eight, at its center the city of Deja Vu.

Develop your visual memory. Draw everything you have drawn from the model from memory as well.