I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Don’t let the opinions of others interfere with your true perception.

The daring leader helps the people see a future state, greater than their own imagination, and worthy of pursuit.

The people who know basketball, their elevators don't go to the top.

Apostasy from Islam is a crime and is punishable by death.

Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley.

The old chess is too limited. Imagine playing cards, black jack for example, and every time the dealer has the same starting hand you have the same starting hand. What's the point?

The fineness which a hymn or psalm affords If when the soul unto the lines accords.

If I have any choice I would prefer Western Troops.

Obviously, I think being vegan is important. But no one should judge anybody. I'm not a dictator and I don't expect anyone to be any certain way.

I think what motivated me was just hope. Something inside of me, deep down in my guts, always felt like there was something in there.