I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!.

I am not trying to give an image of a fairytale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.

I am utterly in love with my son and my boyfriend and live in the most magical place on Earth. I've been in Norway for ten months now and I have loved every minute of it.

I got a phone call saying we are from the News of the World, and we're exposing you and David Beckham. My heart did not beat for a minute.

I did not know what my future was going to hold.

I'm a new mum who spends her days making baby food and cooking for her man. And I couldn't be happier.

Don't get me wrong - I love London, and still have an apartment there. But it is also a hard city and it wears you down.

I am seriously considering it.

I was reading so much about myself in the papers that was not me.

I wanted to step forward and be on TV and for people to see who I really was.

I wanted control over what was said and what was not said, rather than holding my head down in shame.

A rainbow in the sky or a bird that can fly often create Joy that money can't buy!

Imagine the possibilities of your dreams.

Men are seldom blessed with good fortune and good sense at the same time.

I am not a home breaker and I can never be. I haven't been brought up to create havoc in other people's homes.

I've always felt that when you use too many products or try too many new things, you're just piling a lot of unnatural, unnecessary stress on your face. I try to keep it simple.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

Be content to seem what you really are.

Hatred is the spiritual malignancy of our species, and like any other form of cancer, does its most terrible work not outwardly, but from within us.

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

Charlie Marlowe never wrote horror, but somehow horror was writing Charlie Marlowe.