I have never felt brutalized as an actor. Many actors do, some times, but I've never had that experience. If I'm not happy with the balance, I just won't work with that person again.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Blueness doth express trueness.

I don't build a house without predicting the end of the present social order.

As if being a former vampire drone in a werewolf household were not shocking enough, the maid then opened her mouth and proved that she was also, quite reprehensibly, French.

Harry Potter has kindly joined us for my rebirthing party. One might go so far as to call him my guest of honor.

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional.

Philosophy has a fine saying for everything.-For Death it has an entire set.

I'm not doing this to be a pop star. I've had plenty of money and attention. I'm doing it for credibility.

Make no mistake about it, magick is an art form, and every true magician is an artist.

A fighter can be a winner, but that doesn't make a winner a fighter.

Rumination tends to be eased if we learn to be mindful; if we are able to be aware of, and understand how our own thoughts work.