I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

The truth is, most people who do what you'd call 'wrong' do it for what they call 'right' reasons.

As small as a world as large as alone.

The United States was born in the country and moved to the city in the nineteenth century.

Jesus Christ is infinitely more than a great teacher and philosopher.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.

I am not an American. I am the American.

To argue about justice is unavoidably to argue about virtues, about substantive moral and even spiritual questions.

I've been a serial husband, and I've done it badly every time.

You don't want 300 million Americans putting their money under the mattress.