I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.

It is the uncertainty of life that fills life with magnificence and beauty.

The power to proclaim the greatest news in heaven or on earth was not given to the angels. It was given to redeemed men . . . Every Christian is to be a witness

Living life from a whole different angle. Only see the road through the wings of an angel.

I believe in freedom of expression, I don't believe in censorship.

Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.

God has made no one absolute.

i can't understand her" well son, you might as well try to understand the sun". derived form the book:fires of heaven by robert jordan.

There must be a better reason to have a baby than to provide a plot point in a rom-com. Don't you think?

As we celebrate mediocrity, all the boys upstairs want to see. How much you'll pay for what you used to get for free.

If you forget your roots, you've lost sight of everything