I have never met anyone who wasn't against war. Even Hitler and Mussolini were, according to themselves.

Making a cartoon occupied usually about three full days, two spent in labour and one in removing the appearance of labour.

Some critics of my work took the view that a satirist should defer to the finer feelings of his readers and respect widely held beliefs.

Churchill was one of the few men I have met who even in the flesh give me the impression of genius. George Bernard Shaw is another. It is amusing to know that each thinks the other is overrated.

[On writing:] "There's a great quote by Julius Irving that went, 'Being a professional is doing the things you love to do, on the days you don't feel like doing them.'", March 25, 2007.)

You know, being bitten by a vampire one week before prom really sucks. No pun intended.

Charity begins at home.

The ESPYS are about appreciating moments in sports and not looking down on it because it's maybe not your favorite athlete or your favorite team.

When women participate in politics, the effects ripple out across society... Women are the world's most underused resource.

We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious.

Custom has made dancing sometimes necessary for a young man; therefore mind it while you learn it, that you may learn to do it well, and not be ridiculous, though in a ridiculous act.

The enemy advances, we retreat; the enemy camps, we harass; the enemy tires, we attack; the enemy retreats, we pursue

When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia (former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on drugs. And yet hes being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks.