I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

The life that you are about to embrace is not that of a soldier or a commando. It is the way of the assassin.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

It is the surmounting of difficulties that makes heroes.

I read some, and then visited with people involved in this curious, exciting and somewhat misunderstood sub-culture. I met with a fang maker, who offered to fit me for an exquisite pair.

At the end of the day, capital is a coward. It's going to flee from wherever it perceives risk to be present in the marketplace.

If you don't take it, I'm going to throw it away," Alex cheerfully retorted. "I don't want to know what time it is. I don't want to know what day it is or where I am. None of that matters.

Not that they were there to have fun—although with Kingsley Martin around, fun was never far from the agenda.

If I never do another show, I'll die a happy man.

I talk out the lines as I write them.

I still maintain that an ordinary human being has the right to be horrified by a mangled body seen on an afternoon walk.