I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time.

I went to drama school at NYU for serious acting. So I was doing Chekov and Sam Shepard plays.

It's always great to get to do what you love and to do something that hopefully people will see and love.

Life is the one thing you cannot get out of alive.

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.

To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.

Pageants are already ridiculous and sad, I think.

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.

One who doesn't recognise an opportunity is bigger loser than one who tries his hand at an opportunity.

More modern poetry is written than read.

The bad thing about all religions is that, instead of being able to confess their allegorical nature, they have to conceal it.

A rapid bolt will rend the clouds apart, and every single White be seared by wounds. I tell you this. I want it all to hurt.

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for a painter, or the cap of Fortunatus for a conjurer.

You could be the king but watch the queen conquer!

In hell, sinners shall forever lay all the blame on their own wills. Hell is a rational torment by conscience.

What you need if you want jobs are small and medium sized enterprises, local initiatives, labour intensive work, community development, service providers and the like.

To see a candle's light, one must take it into a dark place. This is the same as to see the good and be grateful, one must compare and contrast it with something worse - not better!

My judges preach against free love openly, practice it secretly.