I have never understood why one's affections must be confined as once with women to a single country.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

Doubt … is an illness that comes from knowledge and leads to madness.

As a vampire, you must accept that every person you ever know will die, and you are the only constant in your life, the only person you can—and should—rely on.

Fact is is always truth but truth is not always fact

Revealed religion has no weight with me.

To me the Yiddish language and the conduct of those who spoke it are identical.

I shouldn't talk about individuals in an open forum, at least without thinking about it better.

Krishna is present fully in His holy name and this is realized by the humility and sincerity in our chanting.

Don't forget to bring that little blonde haired girl along. You know the one, love to watch her jump up and down.

Love is wont to visit Man in the company of Desire; but Woman by himself.

Great achievement often happens when our backs are up against the wall. Pressure can actually enhance your performance.