I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

No one can win every battle, but no man should fall without a struggle

I was motivated to improve the U.S. strategy of going back to the moon in 1985. That's a long time ago. Going back to the moon would be a great achievement for tourism adventure flights.

She couldn't have found anything nastier to say if she had thought it out with both hands for a fortnight.

We want to govern with our indigenous ancestors' models: That means a different concept of participation, community work and honesty.

The Palestinians don't have oil. If they were the Saudis, they wouldn't be in the position they are now. But they have the power of being able to upset the imperial order in the Middle East.

A 7-11 parking lot beat down is how life is.

Though in midst of life we be Snares of death surround us.

I wouldn't mind starting to ride some more if I had a really good horse to just work a little bit with every day.

If you are out of trouble, watch for danger. And when you live well, then consider the most your life, lest ruin take it unawares.