I have no choice sometimes, but there's something about being alone. When I'm alone I might not speak for 24 hours, but you're totally seeing things. It's a pretty cool experience.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

You are the only person who can accomplish what God has created you for

No Spring nor Summer beauty hath such grace As I have seen in one Autumnal face.

I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I'm a pretty uncomplicated person. I live a very simple life with my family and I enjoy very ordinary things.

I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him.

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

Evil is knowing better, but willingly doing worse.

The world would use us just as it did the martyrs, if we loved God as they did.

Seizing the initiative can make all the difference between winning and loosing.

What is beauty? It's what you love.