I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I can feel myself dying inside.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

Solace of Silencesurreal synapsesof a melancholy dronea dream per chanceshe dared not be alone...

I do not respect a person without sadness in their eyes, but i do envy them..

... the appreciation of pleasure can be an anchor of one's humanity.

The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of that hope never entirely removes.

Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.

My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.

Action and flexibility create opportunity

Sometimes we question things that we have done in our lives but how many times do we question what we haven't done in someone else's?

I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

I grew up Mormon. I wasn't really Mormon, my parents were.