I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

What makes me feel rich is spending time with my children, knowing we are making beautiful memories together.

When the symphony of life fills your heart, the chorus of contentment joins in.

Don't you have something teenagery to do -- rage against authority, roll your eyes, mooch off your parents?

America has lost nearly one-third of its manufacturing jobs since 1997 following the enactment of disastrous trade deals supported by Bill and Hillary Clinton.

The aim of torture is to destroy a person as a human being, to destroy their identity and soul. It is more evil than murder.

Even if we forget the faces of our friends, we will never forget the bonds that were carved into our souls.

I go on the Internet and look at old pictures of myself, because it is the best reminder of how far I have come and where I do not want to be.

What pleases me most is that sustainable development is on almost everybody's agenda now.

I actually don't have a TV and I've been traveling so I've missing out on a lot of stuff.

Whatever the method, the purpose of quieting the mind is always the same... to step out of you own way and touch a Universal Oneness with all things.