I have no idea what I am talking about I'm trapped in this body and can't get out

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Relationship is about forgiveness and compromise. It is about balance where one person complements each other.

The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.

Now I lay me down to sleep Knowing that your lenses peep Now I eat my daily bread And into the tape spool I'll be fed

In real life, a lot of people at that level will have their kimonos made especially for them.

Nothing is forever except change.

Learn from the negative as well as the positive, from the failures as well as the successes.

Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.

If it's true you learn from your mistakes, Jim Frey will be the best manager ever

I couldn't work my way into being a good-looking guy.

Looking back, I've never had one regret.