I have no intention of becoming a shorthand author.

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind

The truth is like salt. Men want to taste a little, but too much makes everyone sick.

To the moralist prostitution does not consist so much in the fact that the woman sells her body, but rather that she sells it out of wedlock.

To know the Creator and the God of all the universe is to revere Him. It is to bow down before Him in wonder and awesome fear.

So one of the things that happened with integration in the South is they found that the black teachers were much more educated than the white teachers.

I'm a standup comedian who gets to act. I'm never going to not do standup. I love doing it and when I go through periods where I'm doing a lot of acting work, I still do standup.

When I was a kid growing up, my dad being a football coach, he asked the same question of all the assistants that he ever hired: 'Is your goal to be a head football coach?

Running has made my life worthwhile. I used to be more dead than alive after the personal tragedy in my life.

It is not necessary to advertise food to hungry people, fuel to cold people, or houses to the homeless.

I've always been able to let stuff go when I'm done with work.

A winning team feels good and keeps winning. A team that hasn't won in a while gets demotivated and keeps losing.