I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.

I'm running for governor; I'm not running for a legislative office.

But the mere truth won't do. You must have a lawyer.

... our objects, bibelots, whatnots, and knickknacks-say the most about who we are. They are as honest as a diary.

I've got that resilient thing inside me. But I wasn't a happy bunny.

We cannot be satisfied with things as they are. We cannot be satisfied to drift, to rest on our oars, to glide over a sea whose depths are shaken by subterranean upheavals.

Strange, he thought, how seldom people tend to look up" - Will

Human civilization is not something achieved against nature; it is rather the outcome of the working of the innate qualities of man.

The various reasons which we have enumerated lead us to believe that the new radio-active substance contains a new element which we propose to give the name of radium.

Of course the folk guitar is the one I play very often, but I wanted a more electric sound.