I have no patience with dinosaurs.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life.

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.

Resist the Devil and he will flee from you.

Happiness is not that easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband, a beautiful baby, and a great job helps.

The body has to be invaded by the intelligence; each part has to become intelligent.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Without the right tools, we can't police our markets from illegal trade.

If we knew each other's secrets, what comforts we should find.

What about life, Ninotchka? Do Russians never think about life, of the moment in which we are living? It's the only moment we ever really have.

Blessed are those who are not afraid to admit that they don't know something