I have no relationship to Russia whatsoever.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

You cannot climb up to a true leadership position unless you use the ladder of integrity!

The church is not the way to heaven; the church is the sign that points to heaven.

I'm glad you were both here," I finally manage, thinking how strange it is to be standing with the two people who made you, something most kids take for granted every day of their lives.

The May of life blooms once and never again.

I will not allow mere names to make distinctions for me, but still see men in herds for all them.

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

Reading is important. Books are important. Librarians are important. (Also, libraries are not child-care facilities, but sometimes feral children raise themselves among the stacks.)

I think Russell Crowe is a brilliant actor.

I have more folds than an origami convention.

Collaboration on a book is the ultimate unnatural act.