I have no social position and I stay away from what is known as society as much as possible.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

Even if not a single fossil has ever been found, the evidence from surviving animals would still overwhelmingly force the conclusion that Darwin was right.

The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.

The Christian Constitutional Society, its object is first: The support of the Christian religion. Second: The support of the United States.

My arms hurt from how tightly Patch held me. “Now that’s what I call a scream,” he said, grinning at me.

The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.

Yes, they have more money.

Every once in a while I go off to do a movie or a television series and I take my art with me. I can stay in character when I paint.

The fundamental purpose of a novel like Count Julian is to achieve the unity of object and means of representation, the fusion of treason as scheme and treason as language.

If I can be a good person and help a few non-believers or even help people that are believers but need a little help along the way, I think that's a job that I take very seriously.

As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of children every year when they accidentally step on a landmine.