I have no wife whom I love so well that I would not put a javelin through her heart, and I would do it with clean hands.

You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.

Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the house of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father.

If you have a bad thought about yourself, tell it to go to hell because that is exactly where it came from.

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.

He that confesseth not that Jesus has come in the flesh and sent Joseph Smith with the fullness of the Gospel to this generation, is not of God, but is anti-christ

The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy

The best remedy for anger is delay.

Pray as if all depended on God and work as if all depended upon you.

We should never permit ourselves to do anything that we are not willing to see our children do.

Why should we worry about what others think of us, do we have more confidence in their opinions than we do our own?

Misery is a river of tears that whispers my name in a constant hiss.

Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots.

Writers are explorers who find new worlds and use words to bring them to our reality.

Pray for intestinal fortitude, work hard, and keep the faith. Oh, and pray for good luck, you're gonna need it.

Beauty and the Beast became the first animated feature ever nominated for best picture.

I love almonds as a snack, and in the morning, yogurt is a fantastic go-to. Sometimes I mix them together.

I am available for children's parties, by the way.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

You have your goals. They may be small goals or they may be large goals. As you strive to achieve your goals, sometimes your conditions change and your goals will change as well.

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet.