I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call.

As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.

I had a twin, and he didn't make it.

In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards.

Im known for impressions and family stories.

I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn't want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding.

Actually, it's nature itself that creates the most beautiful pictures, I'm only choosing the perspective.

Real secrets mean more than hiding that card game from you daddy. Real secrets can be hurtful. Make people do bad things.

I get nice letters, but really I have no idea. I just try to enthuse people. You've been married for 31 years.

Well, as a kid I did not get Shakespeare. I just never understood it.

On my own, I couldn't silence my fear, but with God's presence I could push past it.

The classic literature is always modern.

When someone is always going to be there for you. I meet people like that all the time, but I have this unfortunate attraction to people I think I have to fight to become friends with.

If you don't wake up for Fajr, then don't wake up at all

You cannot be serious!

I don't think anybody can be told how to act. I think you can give advice. But you have to find your own way through it.