I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Is not our purest form of writing that done without the taint of money?

Epic poetry exhibits life in some great symbolic attitude. It cannot strictly be said to symbolize life itself, but always some manner of life.

I've always had a slightly overactive imagination.

Mental synthesis of psychic content in the unity of a moment-consciousness is a fundamental principle of psychology.

Michael Tomlinson's music truly explores the issues of the heart.

I'm not this tough guy, I'm not this super hard person.

I've heard that Black people and Black faces don't sell magazines, but one day you're going to beg me to be on there.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

The reason I am here, they tell me, is that I played the game a certain way, that I played the game the way it was supposed to be played.

Nonfiction is never going to die.