I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

The bowler approached the wicket at a lope, a trot, and then a run. He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball.

I love that we can trust Barack to do what he says he's going to do, even when it's hard - especially when it's hard.

Friendship's the wine of life: but friendship new... is neither strong nor pure.

We do not argue with those who disagree with us, we destroy them.

You have to elevate yourself to that point and bring your mind into the Godhead, into nirvana, into that perfect and pure radiant knowledge. It will not come to you. It never does.

I came over here and worked for rock magazines, and I worked for Rolling Stone, which has a very high standard of journalism, a very good research department.

We do many things we shouldn't in the course of a life. It doesn't make them right or wrong, just a part of who we are.

The minds of men are at last aroused; reason looks out and justifies her own, and malice finds all her work is ruin.

A dolphin's smile is the greatest deception. It creates the illusion that they're always happy.

I am disappointed and disturbed by both the NFL and the Dodgers - but much more by the Dodgers.