I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

How marvelous it was to stand in a place like the Soviet Union and talk about the coming kingdom and to tell them that Communism will not win. I told them capitalism would not win either

I thank God for every experience.

Communism has never come to power in a country that was not disrupted by war or corruption, or both.

The American people do not want ambassadorships or any other position handed out to save a party money.

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

Boxing has kept me off the streets, stops me smoking and drinking and gives me something to do.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

If you cast wrong, you are in a lot of trouble.

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families.

I really want to come back! I definitely want to come back. Some of my fondest memories are in New Zealand.