I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool.

Timing can be everything and wisdom requires the patience to wait as well as the courage to leap when the time becomes right.

When arguing with a fool, make sure the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing.

When you get over the anxiety, you discover you should have been mad a long time ago.

Those who understand nature walk with God.

There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is.

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical.

There is a good ear, in some men, that draws supplies to virtue out of very indifferent nutriment.

The usefulest truths are the plainest.