I have one regret: I wish I was a better father.

This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

Don't let what other people think decide who you are.

My rookie year, I was very immature.

I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.

You can love me or you can hate me.

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.

There's no image we can't improve.

When your will is God's will, you will have your will.

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

Hindsight is an exact science.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

I am the Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs, ogre of wasted effort, and monster of habit.

To be beloved is all I need, And whom I love, I love indeed.

Cut him. Cut him while I stand here and watch. I want to see the blood flow. Don't make me tell you twice.

Hell is oneself, hell is alone, the other figures in it merely projections. There is nothing to escape from and nothing to escape to. One is always alone.