I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I am joyfully one with all existence.

The earth is round for a reason. Your minimum effort starts you at the top of the world

Humankind is the greatest resources.

Scientists found that there are exactly as many skin pigment colors to the various races of this world as there are different colors of soil [dirt].

Government is essentially immoral.

The genres change but all of my stories feature ordinary people thrown into frightening, life-altering situations.

Fine counsel is confusing, but example is always clear

It's pride, plain and simple, that keeps me from giving God all the glory and keeping some of it for myself. It is a battle we all fight in some form or another, some of us daily or even hourly.

Ocean is my potion, I need vitamin sea.

I'm sure I don't know half the people who come to my house. Indeed, from all I hear, I shouldn't like to.