I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

If your positivity immune system is low, any exposure to a person afflicted with negativity can poison your life.

We have to carry through to the next day and hope that we will be okay tomorrow as we are today and in the meantime, enjoy life.

When something needs to be done in the world to rectify the wrongs, if one is really concerned with benefiting others, one needs to be engaged, involved. This is action out of compassion.

Darwinism's atheism prevents science from knowing why things are as they are. Without God there is no answer to the why for anything.

Things that appear unlikely, impossible, or paradoxical from one point of view often make perfectly good sense from another.

I was especially perceptive to all things beautiful that morning-raspberries in blue china bowls were enough to make the heart sing.

Light is therefore color.

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

If we are given gold, would we not test it to determine it's value? If we doubted its genuineness - we would test it by fire...and so God with us.

Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up.