I have profound respect for Sacha Baron Cohen, but Borat is not a particularly comfortable movie for me to sit through.

That is why I fought against abortion and that is why if I were still in the Senate I would be doing everything I could to defend the sanctity of marriage.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun.

I feel like I'm worried about my later years in life because I feel like I'm using up so much good karma right now. There's going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road.

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.

Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill?

So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track.

Don't be afraid of fear. Because it sharpens you, it challenges you, it makes you stronger; and when you run away from fear, you also run away from the opportunity to be your best possible self.

This may come as a surprise, given the nature of my job, but I am very guarded and contemplative. I'm not a naturally boisterous person.

White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races.

It still surprises me when I find something in any North Carolina newspaper that isn't mad at me about something.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.

Eden is a factory and human was a reject.We are being recalled in order to be fixed.

Three years after starting, by physically doing everything from raising the finance to special effects, we'd finally cobbled together our low budget film.

Should alcoholics go to liquor stores?

The one [The Beverly Hillbillies] flaw in this is that you can't hear the people laughing.

They say it's darkest before the dawn, but it also tend to be quietest, and the quiet lets you hear yourself better.

what is life worth if one has nothing to give away? This lack, it seems to me, must be the sharpest pang of poverty.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

It is embarrassingly unscientific to speak of anything creating itself from nothing.

Whatever the device you use for getting your information out, it should be the same information.