I have resolved to pick one novel and just read it over and over again for the rest of my life, because I cannot remember anything anymore.

It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.

Screenwriting is the most prized of all the cinematic arts. Actually, it isn't, but it should be.

To be able to pretend to be something that I'm frankly not is very liberating and exciting.

I run six-to-eight miles a day, plus weights and aerobics in the lunch hour. I also lie a lot, which keeps me thin.

I think that’s the lesson you learn in life. As you get older you realize you’re never going to grow up and you’re never going to be ready. And you may, as well, do things now, don’t wait

Love is a word. A sound. Its association with a particular feeling is arbitrary, unmeasurable, and ultimately meaningless

There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now.

Every day is the opportunity for a better tomorrow.

Girls are complicated. The instruction manual that comes with girls is 800 pages, with chapters 14, 19, 26 and 32 missing, and it's badly translated, hard to figure out.

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

Love, the simplest, strongest, and most unforgiving of all emotions.

What a sense of possession, of confidence, it gave one to have pockets, to shove one's fists into them, as if in simply owning pockets one owned riches, owned independence.

The first thing a kindness deserves is acceptance, the second, transmission.

Whatever poet, orator, or sage may say of it, old age is still old age.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

Why I'm not where you are ...

Little Willie John is the soul singer's soul singer.

In Art, man reveals himself and not his objects.

I left a lot - a lot - of touchdowns on the field throughout the last two or three years.