I have second thoughts. Maybe God is malicious. Told to Valentine Bargmann.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

People who pressure you usually deserve a “no". People who are patient with you usually deserve a “yes".

One may preach a covenant of grace more clearly than another... But when they preach a covenant of works for salvation, that is not truth.

God is not usually a burning bush in my life. He's usually a very quiet whisper. And he never shows up too early...but he's also never late, either.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

There was a little man, and he had a little soul; And he said, Little Soul, let us try, try, try!

We have to have powder for our wigs; that is why so many poor people have no bread.

We're (also) looking for a good people person who is able to motivate others and get strong performances out of people.

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

I love math. I have little secret number tattoos everywhere. I design them.