I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Innovation is to connect the dots - synthesizing that goes in one mind, and teamwork through collective insight.

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

If I love you, I show you I love you every day. Little things, big things.

Those who believe that all virtue is to be found in their own party principles push matters to extremes; they do not consider that disproportion destroys a state.

We call that runnin' through the okra patch.

Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location.

Whatever Boelcke told us was taken as Gospel!

I'm not an elitist. I hate the fashion industry sometimes because it becomes so focused on the elite.

The filmmakers who I'm pining to work for aren't ringing my phone off the hook.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'