I have seen wicked men and fools, a great many of both; and I believe they both get paid in the end; but the fools first.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.

A friend is a gift you give yourself.

Do not measure success by today's harvest. Measure success by the seeds you plant today.

Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.

An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.

It is better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser.

I love you, that is important to me. You love me or not its your matter. Remember I can control only myself, not you at all.

Their conversation was like root canal without anaesthesia.

I don't mean to be ungrateful but if someone's out there answering prayers, mine's not at the top of the list

We're looking for quantum donuts, " said Mike.

Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.

Jury - A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

The audience bursts into laughter. With the tragic gag I don't expect the audience to laugh (if they do, I have failed) but I expect a black silence from them that is almost as violent: as laughter.

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous.

I don't really talk to people.

That he loved her was his life’s greatest grace—that she loved him was a burden and mystery beyond compare.