I have sought you out to cure me.' 'To cure you of what?' 'Of this cursed affliction.' 'I cannot cure stupidity.' Scapegrace frowned.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

The great secret about goals and visions is not the future they describe but the change in the present they engender.

I’ve lived for nothing and might soon die for less. My Life, Part One will be cancelled midway through the first season

I don't need no extra hands in my pocket.

Sometimes songs need extra time and space to really play themselves out, and some songs it's like, this is all you need, a straightforward thing.

It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man.

All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.

Cambodian! Don't we know each other until we die separately?

Being a first-rounder is a dream. You want to be mentioned as a first-rounder, the best of the best.

Of all hostile feelings, envy is perhaps the hardest to be subdued, because hardly any one owns it even to himself, but looks out for one pretext after another to justify his hostility.

Оf course you can only write comedy when you're smoking weed.