I have such respect for women. My mother was one of the great people I've of known in my life.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Sometimes, the common reason for fights in a strong relationship is only the lack of having attention from the loving one

Yet simple souls, their faith it knows no stint:Things least to be believed are most preferred.All counterfeits, as from truth's sacred mint, Are readily believed if once put down in print

The light that shines farthest shines brightest nearest home.

Books are embalmed minds.

To know the world, not love her, is thy point; She gives but little, nor that little, long.

I think my comedic style is at once bashful and explosive. It's a little bit perverted, and a little bit ladylike and old-fashioned, which is a great mix. Sort of tangy.

Having been here before and lost to be here and win, I've got to tell you, winning is really a lot better than losing. Really a lot better.

They took one from us last time, so now we took one from them

What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?

God, come down, if you're really there - Well, you're the one who claims to care!