I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]

As long as she is wise and good, a girl has sufficient dowry.

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.

You love a nothing when you love an ingrate.

Where there are friends there is wealth.

Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate.

Good courage in a bad affair is half of the evil overcome.

Good merchandise, even hidden, soon finds buyers.

Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.

There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woman: it's only a question of comparative badness, brother.

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

I’m busy saving everybody else when I can’t even save myself

Making our worst decisions in life, can destroy us, but God is trying to Rebuild us

I have a theory and I really believe it. I think your worst weakness can become your greatest single strength.

If the web can be evolved to include the missing APIs and have better performance, [developers] won't need to go beyond the web.

Every morning I wake up in a home where Mike Tyson previously laid in the bed and he earned over $500 million his career. It makes me conscious.

Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?

The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions.

Of all the tyrannies on human kind the worst is that which persecutes the mind.

I have always been the girl who keeps on trying. I try! I try!

I like to pretend that I'm a tough guy. It's kind of an admission of defeat if I have to ask for help - or even kindness. But if it doesn't come, at some point I snap and demand it.