I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

And then we do a much greater disservice to girls, because we raise them to cater to the fragile egos of males.

For thirty minutes I sat back and felt the glimmer of pride that historically precedes the most catastrophic falls.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

In your mid-twenties, the paint is still wet on who you are.

Empowerment is what managers do to people. Engagement is what managers do with people.

I had never really thought of myself as a writer; any writing I had done was just to give myself something to draw.

The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future.

The Czech movies, the quality movies, are trying to show the life in the country as it is, in an entertaining way, while in America, the majority of movies are wonderful fairy tales.

My father believed, like Pericles, that a mans genius could be easily judged by the number of unenlightened fools set in phalanx against his ideas.